Clients and bookings that don't match with our escortservice
While we love creating magical experiences, we also know that not every client or booking is the right fit for us. And that’s okay! We’re all about quality over quantity here, and we want each encounter to be just right. For you, for us, and for our incredible escorts. Integrity, discretion, and professionalism are at the core of everything we do, and we take our work seriously.
So, let’s keep things crystal clear with a list of clients and bookings that simply aren’t a match. This way, you know what we're all about (and what we're not). Here’s a little breakdown of what won’t work with us, and if any of these hit home, it’s probably best to look elsewhere.
Just looking for sex
The most common misunderstanding: A high end escort does not offer a purely erotic service. The social, emotional and intellectual part of a booking is just as important. If all you're after is a quick roll in the sheets, we’re definitely not the agency for you. We’re about connection, chemistry, and creating unforgettable experiences. If you’re not willing and genuinely interested to create a special experience for both you and the escort, you’re not a good fit for us. We expect mutual effort.
Requesting unsafe sex
Let’s keep this short and sweet: Safe sex is non-negotiable. Whether it’s penetrative sex, oral sex (yes, that includes fellatio), or anything else intimate, everything happens safely. We follow strict hygiene and safety protocols to ensure the well-being of everyone involved. Any request for unsafe sex will result in immediate termination of your booking, without a refund.
Lack personal grooming
We’ll let you in on a little secret: A fresh shower and a well-groomed appearance go a long way. You’re about to get up close and personal with one of our stunning escorts, so showing up ready, clean, and put-together is a must. If you’re not putting in the effort to make yourself look and smell great, then you’re simply not a good match for us. Our clients, just like our escorts, are expected to maintain a high standard of personal care.
Disrespectful attitude
Disrespect in any form? No thanks. Name-calling, pushing boundaries, or being rude to our escorts or our mediators (Marike and Jules) are an absolute dealbreaker. We’re here to create fun, respectful, and meaningful experiences. If you can’t play nice, we’re not going to play at all.
Requesting direct contact
Our escorts are here to provide an incredible experience, but there are firm boundaries that cannot be crossed. Asking for real names, personal contact details, or offering your own crosses that line. If you feel that only the first introduction should be through the agency and repeat bookings can be requested directly with the escort, that’s an absolute breach of trust and will get you kicked out and banned for life.
Sharing the juice online
We love building special, discreet moments with our clients. That means keeping things private. If you’re the type to hop online and spill the juicy details on forums, we’re not a fit. Discretion isn’t just a service, it’s a cornerstone of our ethos. What happens during the booking stays between you and us, for the benefit of both our clients and our escorts.
Lack of (informed) consent
Our bookings are meant to be personal, intimate, and pre-arranged. With a solid Consent Policy in place, we see this as an imporant part of (y)our experience. Full (informed) consent is always required. No means no and all parties involved with the booking must be fully informed ahead of time about the nature of the booking and the participants.
Unwilling to make an effort
Offer a drink, enjoy a meal, take the time to connect. And for longer bookings, we insist on doing something fun outside the hotel room. Build a bond, share an experience, it’s what makes the moment more meaningful. If you’re not willing to create a special experience for both you and the escort, you’re not a good fit for us.
Want to use drugs or excessive alcohol
We want you to have a good time, but not at the expense of control or safety. Drugs are strictly off-limits during bookings, and if you’re planning on overdoing it with alcohol, that’s also not going to fly. Our goal is for everyone to be present, respectful, and in the moment, so if you’re looking for a wild, out-of-control night, we’re not the ones to make that happen.
Punctuality and reliability matter
Time is valuable, for you, for us, and for our escorts. We expect our clients to respect appointment times and communicate promptly if any changes arise. Frequent tardiness, last-minute cancellations, a multitude of updates and changes is not something we can or want to accomodate.
Refusing to honor our terms
Just like a restaurant, hotel, or spa, we have a cancellation policy. We understand that life happens, and sometimes plans change, but we do expect our clients to honor our terms. No-shows or last-minute cancellations without proper notice won’t just damage the trust, it’ll hurt our ability to work together in the future. So yes, we do enforce our cancellation policies, just like any other part of our terms and conditions. If they sound unreasonable to you then please do not book with us. You agreed to them up front so be ready to follow them.